Title: No Contest
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: : Sheppard/Teyla
Rating: General
Words: 715
Summary: Even after twenty-five years of sparring together, Teyla can still always get the better of John. Written for the cliche_bingo prompt "When I'm 64: Futurefic".
Author's Note: Thanks to scribblesinink and elena_tiriel for the beta.

( John circled warily, twirling the Bantos stick in his right hand.... )